Priceless moments

You know its really funny sometimes how different people react to different things. In this case its a good friend of mine and what the rest of us would like to call priceless moments (Just like those mastercard ads). Like everyone one else on earth, we all strive to make our living here more comfortable in different ways...you know like getting more money, buying fancy cars, big ass houses, latest super hi-tech gadgets and what not, all to appease our hunger for a better lifestyle. So this good friend of mine is no exception, he works hard to earn his money and month after month he tries to save as much as he can to splurge it all out at the end of the day to further increase his status. So all of us knows this, and so when one of us gets something that he wants we would purposely flaunt it in front of him, saying stuff like 'oh yeah it was a gift from so and so'. And the expression on his utterly shocked face is priceless. He starts getting hysterical, and he'll start playin with whatever it is you got that he wanted (erm, hot chics excluded), start bombarding you with a million and one questions....and at the end of the day bitch about how hard he had to work when you can get it for free. Fact of the matter is, that never is the case....we just love to con his ass just to see how he reacts to the subject at hand. So here is what happened little over a month ago:

Z: Eh later we go out for dinner with A and L la.
Me: Suddenly wan, why ar???
Z: No la, A got his K750i already....and his new car.
Me: Oh, hahahaha....ok ok i know what to do.

Later that night:

Me: Eh A, let me keep your new phone, say its mine ok...hehehe
A: Hahaha, ok ok.
Me: Yo, L...guess what man. My results came out today and i 1st class everything.
L: Wah!!! serious shit ar!!??? so happy la.
Me: Fuck i think my dad more happy then me...cause he buy me present.
L: Eh??? Really ar??? what he bought you la??
Me: Wait ar, let me show you....

L: WTF!!!!!!! SINCE WHEN!!!! LIKE THAT ALSO YOU CAN GET!!!! EH ITS NOT YOURS, I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE ITS YOURS!!!

*L Takes out his mobile to call my number to check it the phone rights*

And thats when we all started laughing at him, and he went 'Mahai you fuckers!!!'. So while he was preoccupied playing with the phone we were saying:

Dinner for 4 = RM60
K750i = RM1,700
New Car = RM50,000
L's reaction = Priceless.
For everything else there's mastercard....lol

Hrm, i wonder what are we gonna do next to con him again....hahahaha! ;)