You know recently with the weather being so damn freakin hot its so hard to do anything in the afternoon, thank god i have a friend that can make rain. Seriously i'm not kidding we even manage to prove it...well once anyway, but still it rained. I know what you're thinking, you're thinking how is it possible for a mere mortal to have the ability to create rain?? Well the answer is simple he sings...Yup you heard me right, he sings!!! Everytime he sings it will start to rain, usually he just follows the song on the radio but since he doesn't know the words he just repeats a line or two from the song and it will start to rain lightly....Can you imagine if he really STARTED singing!!??? Wow that would like cause a major downpour man. But unfortunately we've been asking him to do it soooo often these days that i think he's kinda shy to sing already, damn maybe i shouldn't have made fun of him too much. Oh yeah for those of you who are wondering how can his singing cause rain, well its simple really...he sounds so horrible that even he himself admits it. We proved it by making him sing one day, some chinese song i don't know what song it was but after like 10 secs after he started raindrops started hitting the ground. I was like holy shit!!!! you can seriously make rain man!!!
I think he should move to some other country like africa or something where they are so deprived of rain, man the people there would like worship him as thought he were a god or something. I think that would be sooooo cooool!!! But no matter how me and my other friends try to convince him he just won't have any of it, oh well....I'm sure if anyone of us had this god given power we wouldn't hesitate to help the more unfortunate parts of the world. And think about it not only will you be worshipped like a god, but you'd be a celebrity as well. I mean who else in the world can make rain!!! ahha!!! You'll be like a superstar everywhere you go, getting into parties along with A-Listers, man that would be the life. Well unfortunately for my friend he chooses the more humble path for his way of life, well whatever makes him happy right :)
I think he should move to some other country like africa or something where they are so deprived of rain, man the people there would like worship him as thought he were a god or something. I think that would be sooooo cooool!!! But no matter how me and my other friends try to convince him he just won't have any of it, oh well....I'm sure if anyone of us had this god given power we wouldn't hesitate to help the more unfortunate parts of the world. And think about it not only will you be worshipped like a god, but you'd be a celebrity as well. I mean who else in the world can make rain!!! ahha!!! You'll be like a superstar everywhere you go, getting into parties along with A-Listers, man that would be the life. Well unfortunately for my friend he chooses the more humble path for his way of life, well whatever makes him happy right :)
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Kesian...kesian the fella kena kutuk...hahahha.
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