You know what i find really cool about making friends? Its the fact that you get to meet a new and different person, something like a change you know. I'm sure you guys have many different types of friends, maybe even weird ones but then again who doesn't have weird friends right?I could easily name you a few of my weird friends if you wanted to know them, but i'd think i better refrain myself from doing that. After they all ber anger all and then come find me and decide to beat the crap outta me, wah better not....hahaha. Anyways right like i was saying, its nice to meet a different kind of person and all but i bet you guys out there don't have really really weird friends like i do. I got like two sick and demented friends i tell you....seriously i kid you not. They are like twisted in the head or something, but i'm not gonna name any names here to protect their identities...i mean i don't wanna be blamed by them in case they can't make anymore friends after this post la numsayin. So ok, one of my buddies is actually a serial rapist...or so he claims to be la anyway. But everytime a hot chic walks on by the fella would start making weird sounds, he'd start to breath heavily and then he gets like chills or something as thought he's tryin to control himself from going over to the girl and pounce on her and rape her right there and then. And i'm not just talkin about girls, he even does it when he sees some hot lookin ANIME chic. I mean come on, that is just a drawin goddammit...she doesn't even exists!!! He would then procede to chant 'rape, rape!!!' wah i tell you damn stress man when those times happen. And everytime he gets into his rapist mode...i'd throw him a stare and when he notices he would look back at me and go 'What!!???'. But the plus side to the whole fiasco is that at least he is straigt la, if he started doin all those when a guy walks pass well i think i'd be terrified as hell la...hahaha.
Then there is friend B now that guy on the other hand is not really sick, he's just not normal...in order to understand him you have to be on a whole different comprehension level. How different, well lets just say he likes pain....yes pain, you know like sadomasochism or better known as SM now i'm sure everyone knows what that is. See the thing is in this part of the world where everyone is more conservative you can't say things like i like SM its just wrong man!!! And further more that is like excessive information i didn't need to know that!!! But actually i'm pretty sure he didn't mean it that way, i just didn't want to ask anymore so i had made my own conclusion, lol. Anyway these two guys are really cool fellas, and seriously they're really not like that...although they might actually give you the impression that one likes to rape girls and the other enjoys to deal or receive pain. Damn that just sick, hell i feel sick just talkin bout it....scuse me while i go throw up abit. But whatever makes their clock tick i'm happy to have met them and be their friend after all its their life and 'Whatever makes them happy' so its all good to me :)
p/s: i was forced to sign of on a mellow note at the end to throw off the rapist that might get offended and try to ass rape me...and also to avoid being tied up in chains and stuff by the other guy....ewwww!!!! hehehe.
Then there is friend B now that guy on the other hand is not really sick, he's just not normal...in order to understand him you have to be on a whole different comprehension level. How different, well lets just say he likes pain....yes pain, you know like sadomasochism or better known as SM now i'm sure everyone knows what that is. See the thing is in this part of the world where everyone is more conservative you can't say things like i like SM its just wrong man!!! And further more that is like excessive information i didn't need to know that!!! But actually i'm pretty sure he didn't mean it that way, i just didn't want to ask anymore so i had made my own conclusion, lol. Anyway these two guys are really cool fellas, and seriously they're really not like that...although they might actually give you the impression that one likes to rape girls and the other enjoys to deal or receive pain. Damn that just sick, hell i feel sick just talkin bout it....scuse me while i go throw up abit. But whatever makes their clock tick i'm happy to have met them and be their friend after all its their life and 'Whatever makes them happy' so its all good to me :)
p/s: i was forced to sign of on a mellow note at the end to throw off the rapist that might get offended and try to ass rape me...and also to avoid being tied up in chains and stuff by the other guy....ewwww!!!! hehehe.
***Notes***
No asses were rape and nobody was tied up, chained, gagged, whipped or whatever in the event of writing this post.
No asses were rape and nobody was tied up, chained, gagged, whipped or whatever in the event of writing this post.
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Wahh...betul ke? Siapa kawan-kawan ini wei? hehehe.
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