Oh my Old Bones

Alright its POETS (Piss Off Early Tomorrow Saturday) day, that means i can hang out tonight...hrm, then again i don't think i'll have the energy to play until say 4a.m. Shiet!!! must be that disease that i have...you know everybody will surely get it and there is no cure, the damn disease called 'Aging'. I think i should just stop everything i'm doing now and go out on a quest...hrm, yeah that sounds like a good idea and i'll drag some friends along with me. And we shall go on a quest to look for the fountain of youth, then we'll sell water from the fountain in vials and charge them at really really ridiculous prices and we'll be rich!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Not only will we forever remain young, but we'll be rich as well...You know i actually don't mind getting older, just that the older i get i tend to forget more, ache in places that never ached before, well stuff like that i'm sure you get the picture. Or could it be that i lack exercise? But the gym memberships just costs soo much, its so ridiculous...and don't ask me to go play some sports cause with the unpredictable weather of malaysia you just never know when you can get your work out done. And speaking of gym i just don't feel comfortable that when you work out some gay dude might be staring up your ass or something...yeah i'm homophobic but not extremely homophobic, just slightly. Can you imagine you are like doing some chin-ups and then a gay guy behind you just watches you...ugh!!! thats so uncomfortable, hahaha...you know whats worst, if he decides to mess around with you all he need to do is just put his thumb below your ass when you go up...that way you can never come down. HAHAHAHA. Its just too bad that i'm a lazy person too, else i might actually think of doing something like playin with weights or something. What worries me most about playing with weights is all that diet thingy, that would really be a problem for me since i love food...hell i was called a 'Little Monster' by my sister the last time i went to visit her so i just can't see myself with all this special diet programs just to keep fit. Hrm, althought i actually believe that i'm severely underweight...ok well maybe not severely but definately underweight. Hell i'm so light that people might actually mistake me as paper weight, but i just can't seem to gain anything no matter how much i eat. I've heard that i'm like that because i have a very high metabolic rate, strangely thought it never seems to drop. What does high metabolic rate mean anyway....does that mean like i'm a car with a super duper big ass turbo that constantly revs the engine to the red line to burn more fuel??? Seriously they should start naming all medical terms with english, wait...actually its more like everything other types of terms too like chemistry, physics, computing, engineering....etc etc. Yeah just incase you didn't notice yet i'm like really small and scrawny too. And it its gonna make me feel better i heard that short people actually live longer...whats that mean man, that sounds like them dwarfs from the D&D world but thats cause they have higher constitution. If that were true in real life why the hell do i feel so old like as thought my body feels like a 40 year old or something. Oh well i guess if it were any consolation then i'd just live longer then everyone else...so to all you tall people, LOSERS!!!! hahahaha!!!!