Ok i screwed up my bio clock...again. Man this is so fucked up, i already missed class yesterday cause i finally fell asleep like 1 hour before class started. I'm so tired cause i haven't slept all day just for the sake of fixing my damn time. Dammit why the fuck does this always have to happen? Fortunately i get sudden bursts of road rage so i definately won't fall asleep on the wheel, well then again i'm pretty sure most people will be the same as me if they were driving around morons who have absolutely no clue how to drive. I tell you malaysian drivers are horrible man, i used to drive around without a driving license for a good 7-8 years and i can drive hell alot better compared to most of these fools on the road. And when i finally got my license even the examiner praised me saying that i know how to handle a car...Wah i was so happy when he said that, hehehe(yeah i've very very proud of my driving skillz). My best friend dubbed malaysian roads as lawless, he'd like to say 'The lawless-ness that is malaysia' and starts pointing at the damn motorists. I seriously think that they should be shot dead, that would do this country a favor and get rid of them sooner instead of waiting for them to crash during some holiday and cause a major traffic jam on the highway. My best friend and I even came up with a marketing ad campaign to promote tourism in malaysia and it goes a little something like this...
'Trouble with authorities?'
'Running from the law?'
'Need a place to lay low for awhile?'
'Come to Malaysia'
'You'll blend in just fine'
'Running from the law?'
'Need a place to lay low for awhile?'
'Come to Malaysia'
'You'll blend in just fine'
Well actually its suppose to be only applicable for road offenders but hey...we thought that since we started it, we might as well go all out right? But don't get me wrong yeah, not everyone is like this la of course. Its just that for some unknown reason there are so many idiots on the road that it gets you thinking how the hell did they get their drivers license in the first place. And for some reason there are always more idiots on the road compared to competent drivers, hrm...or maybe its 1 incompetent driver that stands out so much that the rest look just as bad?I don't know take your pick. But really la, you guys must admit that there are damn alot of Kwai Lan people on our roads, road hoggers that just don't know which lane to take, then there are those super impatient mofos that zip in and out causing accidents and what not...you name it la we got 'em all. Honestly though i think the worst of the lot are the motorcyclists...wah that wan really wanna kill them man, they think the fucking own the road wan. I should go ask them where to buy road cause i sure as hell want a whole damn stretch for my own la. Sometimes i feel like just running them down and send them all to the afterlife. Ah fuck i'm talking rubbish again, shit must be because i lack of sleep...Oh well think i'll just go take a nap before i collapse of exhaustion or something. At least after that i can start thinking straight again, hahahaha.
4 comments:
Yo, I totally agree with you man! I specially second you on the part about sending them all to the afterlife. LOL. Those bastards should never be living in the first place, they're causing so much danger, that in fact they're endangering the drivers around them more than they are to themselves. fuckin assholes!
Why the hell should innocent lives have to pay for their bloody arrogance and incompetence! And if you do even the slightest act to show disgust in their behaviour, they'll start challenging you.. Hence the hundreds and hundreds of road deaths (not only from accidents, but also from fights). So give me a gun today, and I will do you all justice tonight (by hunting down these sons of bitches!) hehehehe
p/s: no, please dont give me a gun.
lol, i couldn't buy you one even if i wanted to...hahaha. But yeah you know how i feel. :)
if u r saying that, don't drive in indonesia.. hahaha.. ^_^
hahaha, yeah i know i've heard...let me see, other places where i should not drive in order to cause unnecessary casualties also involves thailand, india, vietnam, phillipines...excludin indo yah. Hrm, anymore to add???
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